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 | Ali | Becki | Bonnie | Brenda | Bryan | Darius | Drew | 
 | Garrett | Isis | Joanna | Joey | John | Johnny | Jono | 
 | Kevin | Nat | Nikki | Richelle | Sam | Sav | Tom | 
Do you have a question about something? Read through our Frequently Asked Questions and click on them to find the answers you're looking for!
  • 1. INTRODUCTION
  • 2. LOGIN
  • 3. WHAT IS PAGE XYZ?
  • 4. RESTRICTED AREA
  • 5. LINKS
  • 6. HOME PAGE
  • 7. CONTACT ME

  • Ali

    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: the day at the beach
    Restricted access: Beach pics Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name (lowercase nickname that I used to call you)
    Password [hint]: your plurple world (no spaces)
    Restricted access: DJ Club, EHS T&F, Art, Misc Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: track event that you are good at (no spaces)
    Restricted access: EHS T&F Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: boy toy #1 (first & last no spaces)
    Restricted access: blogs Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: the only password you ever use
    Restricted access: DJ Club, EHS T&F Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: class we had soph year and how we felt about it (ask to change)
    Restricted access: EHS T&F Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: what you were charged for with your gear on
    Restricted access: DJ Club Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: our favorite videogame (no spaces)
    Restricted access: Misc Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: one of your drugs (no spaces)
    Restricted access: DJ Club, Art Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: how you say good bye
    Restricted access: Art Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: ur best friend
    Restricted access: EHS T&F Quick Link
    ID [hint]: your last name ran over me


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: assault rifle + crappy conference organization
    Restricted access: EHS T&F, Misc Quick Link
    ID [hint]: last name is a tank


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: i had some of this and now i'm drunk
    Restricted access: DJ Club, EHS T&F Quick Link
    ID [hint]: last name is synoymn for balls


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: what i like to do standing up
    Restricted access: DJ Club Quick Link
    ID [hint]: big Jon


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: class we had soph year and how we felt about it (ask to change)
    Restricted access: Misc Quick Link ID [hint]: Thai


    Nat

    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: your devil name (Spaces and punctuation!)
    Restricted access: DJ Club, Misc, Art Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: ur real name
    Restricted access: DJ Club, Art, poems Quick Link


    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: i don't like this word. i hate you *sticks tongue out*
    Restricted access: DJ Club Quick Link


    Sam

    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: *changed*
    Restricted access: DJ Club, more... Quick Link


    Sav

    :: Info

    ~Login~
    Username [hint]: name
    Password [hint]: 8th grade assembly line (no spaces)
    Restricted access: DJ Club, media Quick Link


    Tom

    hi:: Your New Cuckoo Lyrics

    I saw you there
    I stopped and stared
    The curly girlie smiled
    You really were
    Too close to her
    And people just went by

    I saw your face
    And her embrace
    Your whisper in her ear
    I know the score
    'Cause I've heard it before
    I read your lips with fear

    Your words were clear (you said:)

    La-la-la-la-la-la
    Let's say forever, let's say it's true
    La-la-la-la-la-la-
    Let's come together, me and you
    La-la-la-la-la-la
    Your new cuckoo


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    1.0

    Introduction

    Please use these Frequently Asked Questions to answer any questions you may have. Thnx.


    1.1

    What is this site?

    This is my portal. It is a central hub for links to all my sites. Many of these sites are blogs. I also host digital pictures and artwork. If you don't know where you are then chances are you don't belong here. So go the fuck away.


    1.2

    How do I access the "restricted area" (passwords)

    In order to view the above mentioned pages you must have a valid username and password. These are provided by me. If you lose your password, just contact me. :P


    1.3

    Why are some pages password protected?

    Pages that are locked are typically locked for a good reason such as privacy if you believe you should have access just let me know.


    2.0

    Login

    Login may be required for specified pages. This is a security verfication.


    2.1

    What is the username for X?

    Your first name is usually the username. Or nickname. Anything I may know you as. Furthermore in order to diffrienciate you from other people with the same name, it may be something entirely different.


    2.2

    What is the password for X?

    Your password could be anything I have set passwords automatically, however if you'd like it changed just tell me, it takes me five seconds. The password should be something that only you know, to prevent people from accessing the site that shouldn't. It could compromise you to have a crappy password because they'd have access not only to my pages but links to your blogs.


    2.3

    Where do I go for user specific pages?

    People.


    2.4

    What is on "my" page?

    Your page may contain links to your blogs, quick links to the pages you have access to, funny quotes, etc. Your page is NOT like a my$pace profile. I will NOT give you access to edit it. You may however request any changes. That is all.


    2.5

    How can I get a button/page on the "People" section?

    If you want a cool pill button with your name just ask. I'd be more than happy to spend like 20 minutes totally customizing one for you. As for a page, that would also be on a first-come, first-serve basis (unless of course you rock and I like you better :-P) and would take significantly longer if you want it all fancy and customized.


    3.0

    What is page XYZ?

    I have tons of pages on this server not all of them are public/private. But you aren't asking about those are you? The following info should answer your questions. :) In the mean time I'll listen to ~Third Eye Blind - Jumper~ ^_^.


    3.1

    Home page

    It's a portal. Duh. Oh well I guess you probably don't know what that is...back before search engines, hyperlinks were all that much more important. Anyway enjoy the site.


    3.2

    My Forum

    In my attempt to remove people from the grasp of my$pace, I created a forum along with this site. You can go bitch about me in there or w/e.


    3.3

    Sample

    Due to popular demand *cough* *cough*, I created a sample of what a private people page may look like this one happens to be mine. Of course the links have been removed.


    3.4

    Antipixel

    With the high popularity of antipixels (those 80x15 pixel banners) with bloggers like myself (as if my site isn't any hint), I created several for free use among bloggers. You don't have to link back to me or anything just enjoy. Of course if you'd like to link to me, that'd be appreciated :) BTW please don't hotlink from my site and waste my bandwith save them to your HDDand upload to imageshack.


    3.5

    Rated E Jokes

    If you a gamer rated E for everyone should be a joke right there. For others just know that this compilation is kid- friendly. I take no credit for any of the jokes unless explicitly noted. It's simply a list of 'em. Make sure you check out the other volumes too. They have reference links :D


    3.6

    Rated M Jokes

    Similiar to the Volume E Jokes, with the difference being that these are mature jokes. Sexual or offensive. Not for the little kids, kay?


    3.7

    Misc Links

    Along with the sites I recommend on the home page, I have also used the awesome "social networking" bookmark manager del.icio.us to compile a list of tagged links. Warning: Some of them are sexual in nature.


    4.0

    RESTRICTED AREA

    For the security and privacy of friends, I have set aside areas of the site as password protected. The images and text hidden within those walls are NOT public domain.


    4.1

    What are the buttons at the bottom?

    Those are links to the password-protected parts of the site. The homepage being a "portal" is a place that can be bookmarked by users so that the can access areas of the site. I'm already bored of typing this FAQ.


    4.2

    DJ Club

    If you are not part or do not what it is, then you are in the wrong place. (both past & present member are okay) It is more convient for me to assign each person a seperate login (ask me) so I can uphold security. However I also have a "generic" login if you request it.


    4.3

    EHS T&F

    Only for Edison athletes. Pictures that I have taken at track meets.


    4.4

    People

    A page to make it easy for user to access "their" pages. The pages contains links to sites that relate to them.


    4.5

    Misc

    Contains whatever the fuck I want. Usually stuff that doesn't have to do with other categories.


    4.6

    Art

    Art that I have created in photoshop, poems, writing. Creative stuff.


    4.7

    Private

    Stay the fuck away. Those attempting to access will be shot.


    4.8

    How did I make the buttons?

    The "pill" buttons were created in photoshop using a variety of techniques such as the gradient tool and more complex stuff.


    4.9

    How did I make the "roll-over" effect?

    The roll-over effect is from a javascript code I aquired from somewhere, probably dynamicdrive.com If you'd like it either view the source or ask.


    5.0

    Links

    Quality sites that I recommend and use/view. Programs, editors, comics, organizations, etc.


    Antipixel

    The site that started the 'antipixel' craze. With its 80x15 pixel links to recommended sites it became a revolution for bloggers sick of hyperactive flashing banner ads just to support their fellow webmasters/mistresses.


    Blogger

    A fine blog tool that I prefer over any other blogging tool I have used in the past. I found Xanga too limited, LiveJournal too tacky and just as limited. However, blogger has several built-in features that are wonderful. Moreover you can add-in pretty much any code that you want, which the others don't support. There are a few things I wish blogger had, such as buil-in similies, and a "current music" feature. However those superficial toys are surpased by bloggers options to either host your journal or allow you to host it on your own server and continue to use their tools. If you let them host, they allow unlimited free image hosting! More a review than a decription but you get the idea.


    Buttonmaker

    Luca Zapper created an easy-to-use antipixel generator.


    Ctrl+Alt+Delete

    An online comic for the videogamer in us all.


    Email Icon

    An image generator that creates a customized button with your email address and is customized by your ISP/email provider. Helps to foil spammers.


    Firefox

    Firefox. Simply the best browser ever. If you use Internet Expl*rer. Which according to my logs many of you do...I suggest you switch or go away. I have not created this site in comliance of IE's malfunctioness HTML behaviour. I do not and will not support IE. This site is best viewed with Firefox.


    Frihost

    The best free web host ever. I have used hotyellow97, bigstep, CS's (ISP) hosting, Geocities, Angelfire, etc. and have found that no ones comes close to Frihost. No ads what-so-ever on your site. There is a slight catch, one must participate in their forums; however it is a great forum so nearly no burden there. Cpanel support makes it easy to organize your site and many add-ons with Fantasco. 250mb of hosting and 10 terabytes of bandwith per month. Hands down, Frihost you rock. BTW I pronounce it FREE Host so if you are a friend of mine and I give you the URL don't say it FRY Host.


    Gmail Tools

    Google hacks. Cool and worth a look.


    Google

    The only search engine now-a-days I consider to exist.


    OB

    Orneryboy is an awesome gothy comic. Requires Flash.


    QC

    Questionable Content is currently my favorite comic. Faye just give in and fuck Martin! Sexual innoendos for sure.


    Red Cross

    Donate to help the people hit by Katrina and other disasters.


    Spam Poison

    Inject a lethal dose of confusion into those spam bots.


    StumbleUpon

    THe best thing for when you are bored. Available as a toolbar for FF. Will send you to random sites based on preferences that are created through which sites you like.


    Thomas' Editor

    As if he needed more traffic to his site, but I decided to give him a plug anyway. If you need to use a new layout for your myspace then his style generator is the way to go. But please for the love of my eyes and bandwith don't put a bunch of images, videos, and crap on your profile. Furthermore don't disgrace his editor but picking a background and font color that make it impossible to read any text.


    XMHD

    Xmail Hard drive allows you to easily use your gmail email storage as a second hard drive. The downside is each file can only be 10MB each and one at a time :( Too bad there goes my ghost/iso/image backup idea.


    6.0

    HOME PAGE

    More info to come.


    6.1

    What are the 80x15 pixel buttons about?

    They are antipixels; popular with bloggers. Just smaller banner ads to sites people think are cool.


    6.2

    What do the 5 antipixels at the top mean?

    They are just adjectives describing me and my interests. Remember kiddies: don't ask stupid questions if you don't want stupid answers.


    6.3

    What is the left column?

    The left column is links to my various sites.


    6.4

    What is the right column?

    Links to sites not created by me but I think they are cool anyway.


    6.5

    Why isn't your email clickable?

    For all TWO of you that use outlook, I didn't make my address clickable so I am not a target for spammers. So just type it in like everyone else.


    6.6

    How did you get that label-maker link?

    ACME Label Maker


    6.7

    What is the new i-frame?

    Site news, death notices, etc. It is an i-frame so that it is collapsable. If you'd like to close it simply close the red x that looks identical to XP's close button.


    6.8

    How do I get a online/offline IM button for my site?

    Online Status


    7.0

    CONTACT ME

    I'm available for communication if you are a non-robot.


    7.1

    Who am I?

    If you don't know already, then you shouldn't know.


    7.2

    AIM

    IM me on AIM. You saw the link. Just click it.


    7.3

    Email

    Email me. You saw the image. Type it into your email provider's compose editor you lazy bastard.


    7.4

    Blog Comments

    Comment my blog entries. Do it. Do it!


    7.5

    Myspace

    I could rant on about how much I hate myspace. However its 1am and y'all like it so much so I use it communicate with you humans.


    7.6

    Need some help?

    Face it. You need help. But I am not available for THAT kind of help ;-) Umm read over the FAQ? Try contacting me, if I like you, then you have my cell #, if you have my cell #, then call me.


    7.7

    Questions?

    Email is prefered.


    7.8

    Comments?

    If you want to bitch about the layout, then email me.


    7.9

    How do I link to you?

    Use this button: and this code:
    <a href="http://www.kevinmittman.frihost.net/"><img src="http://kevinmittman.frihost.net/images/kevinmittman.png"></a>


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